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The Amazing Sarandipity!
Created on 2001-01-04 23:45:54 (#39273), last updated 2005-01-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Madison Reject |
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| Location: | Richmond, California, United States |
BioMy childhood
"The details of my life are quite inconsiquential, but very well, Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low graded narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outragious claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accused chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Ragoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent i was placed in a Burlap Bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I recieved my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicales. There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum... its breathtaking- I suggest you try it. " -A.P.
"The details of my life are quite inconsiquential, but very well, Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low graded narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outragious claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accused chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Ragoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent i was placed in a Burlap Bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I recieved my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicales. There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum... its breathtaking- I suggest you try it. " -A.P.
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